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Army Of Darkness
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A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Today in Top Cop:

BREAKING: Rahm Emanuel Names Himself To All Nine Seats Of #Chicago Police Board, Then Goes Into Executive Session.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 31, 2016

"makes political sense to see how these developments play out." Fixed! https://t.co/QyVzQvKTlX
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 1, 2016

Police Union Hires Jason Van Dyke As It Seeks To Rebuild Trust With Him And His Colleagues.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 31, 2016

As the union's janitor, Jason Van Dyke's job will be to follow Pat Camden around with an industrial strength broom and dust pan.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 31, 2016

Fees FAIL
"Figures from Comptroller Leslie Munger's office show Illinois has spent more than $900 million on late-payment penalties over the last six years because of the state's inability to pay its bills on time," AP reports.

That's only $100 million short of a billion.

Then again, the state can get it back in a hurry if it makes a blockbuster or gets really lucky.

Beachwood Photo Booth: Bonneville
And friend.

LOL Chicago Republicans
Fails to understand city sign permitting.

Dangerous Dream Comes True At Bells
Meet Courtney Conlogue.

NBC Sells $1 Billion In Ads For Rio Olympics
Time zone favorable to U.S. viewers.

The Week In Chicago Rock
~~Is in pre-production.~~

Featuring: Clearance, Zapruder Point, Rockie Fresh, Intervals, Kitten, Angel Vivaldi, Taka Goto, Norma Jean, Gaz Coombes, He Is Legend, The Necks, Vishal-Shekar, Counterparts, Sonata Arctica, and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros.

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour
Is in pre-production.

BeachBook

Posted by The Beachwood Reporter on Thursday, March 31, 2016

TweetWood
A sampling.

Rahm tries to ignore #CTUstrike, announces Ulta Beauty opening new office
— Mary Ann Ahern (@MaryAnnAhernNBC) April 1, 2016

Sneed EXCLUSIVE: Rahm's wife is AWESOME (source says) https://t.co/FopQER01ug City Hall vows to find the leaker!
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 1, 2016

#tbt "Even Emanuel's allies admitted his style was scattered: schizophrenia as one said." https://t.co/5pj9lV1LDR Driven by daily media mgt
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 1, 2016

The Beachwood Tip Line: Bring the broom.

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