Chicago - Oct. 18, 2018

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

Weather Derby
Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Today's Horoscope
Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39

Daily Affirmation
I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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Psychodrama/Marshall Law

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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Never forget.

Nine . . . Eleven.

David . . . Spade.

Seth MacFarlane's 9/11.

Here it is:

Oh, but . . . ohhhh.

Are you saying 9/11 didn't change everything?

Iraq lobster.

Remix.

Bin Laden in Heaven.

Stewie vs. bin Laden.

72 virgins in paradise.

Beachwood Photo Booth: America From Inside The Golden Nugget In Ravenswood
Scene one, take one, booth one.

Homeland Security vs. Library Freedom
"Used in repressive regimes by dissidents and journalists, Tor is considered a crucial tool for freedom of expression and counts the State Department among its top donors. But Tor has been a thorn in the side of law enforcement; National Security Agency documents made public by Snowden have revealed the agency's frustration that it could only identify a 'very small fraction' of Tor users."

Obama Blocks Release Of New CIA Torture Details
President plans to continue declaring detainees' accounts of their own torture classified.

India TV: American Sikh Beaten, Called 'Bin Laden' In Chicago Suburb
Has lived here for 20 years.

The Week In Chicago Rock
Featuring: Black Pussy, Biters, Ratatat, The Academy Is . . ., Black Fast, Victor Wooten, Avatar, Dr. John, and Belinda Carlisle.

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