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The [Friday] Papers

It's coming, people. Be patient. I've had a lot going on this week.

* The Beachwood Radio Hour is in pre-production.

Featuring the world's sharpest election analysis.

* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #25: Kickstarting The Bears.

Bench Shea, hurt Rodgers. Plus: College Football's Iron Lotus; Derrick Rosebud; Joe Maddon Facts; and Kickstart The Blackhawks!

* The College Football Report: Separation Saturday.

Featuring the Beachwood's second-ever reference to John the Baptist.

* Beachwood Photo Booth: Long Cool Heat.

In a black dress.

* The Week In Chicago Rock.

Featuring: Lights, Lifestyles, HEMI, Agent Orange, Today's Hits, Nonnie Parry, The Beverleys, Young Rising Sons, The 1975, Magic Man, Smallpools, and Kansas.


* Chicago Is Losing Its Shit Over This Rescued Baby Sea Otter.

* 'He Reeked Of Jim Beam And Slim Jims:' Your Best Mike Ditka Stories.

Also: Phony racist, sexist pig endorsed Rauner.

* Rachel Maddow Is The Worst, Part 2,984,527.

* New Trier High Kicks Off $89 Million Renovation.

But it's not about money.

* Obama's Gamble On Immigration Doesn't Pay Off.

Worst. Poker. Player. Ever.

* 23 Things You Don't Understand About The South Side (Unless You Grew Up There).


A sampling.




The Beachwood Tip Line: Get mad and even.


Posted on November 7, 2014

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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