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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Everything - well, still a lot of things - in progress, including The Beachwood Radio Hour #29, The Week In Chicago Rock and as much emptying of my election notebook as I can manage between now and Tuesday. Be patient, and send food.

For now:

* Beachwood Photo Booth: Francisco Frankenstein.

Frighteous.

* The Political Odds.

Frightful.

* Dirty Wars.

Frightening.

* The College Football Report: Huffing Paint And The HAL 9000.

Frightanic.

* TrackNotes: Binging On The Bacchanalia.

Fraught.

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #24: The Maddoning Is Happening
Cubs could still screw this up. Plus: As The Bulls Turn; Go Ahead, Sleep On The Blackhawks; and The Phil & Marc Show.

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* MSNBC Is Worse Than FOX Because They (Presumably) Know Better Pt. 1,283,482.

Rachel Maddow is putrid. Somerby's caught her pulling this shit for years. MSNBC viewers are in as much of a fantastical bubble as FOX viewers.

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A sampling.

Rick Renteria going as #Cubs manager for Halloween.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 31, 2014

#tbt Cubs Hire Renteria As Next Manager: http://t.co/ZoGUeANjt3 "It was clear to us he was the right man for the job" | #Cubs #Maddongate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 30, 2014

"Groupon Forecast Falls Short Of Estimates" | Groupon is still around?
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 31, 2014

To Repeat from Last Night, I Don't Know What The Attorney General Is Talking About: http://t.co/TXN32hk8E4
— James Risen (@JamesRisen) October 31, 2014

The Beachwood Tip Line: Maddoning.

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Posted on October 31, 2014