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The [Friday] Papers

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The Beachwood Radio Hour #21: The Bears Have Become Drama Queens
Mercurial and mysterious. Plus: The Swagger Of Patrick Kane And Dougie McBuckets & Theo Epstein's Latest FAIL.

Beachwood Photo Booth: Backstage Chicago
Behind the props.

Onward Internet's Astroturf
Secretly funded by AT&T and the cable industry.

The College Football Report: Condi's Kegs 'N' Eggs
Including: The Cowbell Compromise & The Golden Hat.

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Team Of Misfit Toys
Even the bobbleheads are wack.

TrackNotes: The Soul Of Cigar
Unconquerable, invincible, unbeatable.

The Week In Chicago Rock
Featuring: The Mattson 2, Elle Varner, Jungle, The Nubiles, and Broken Prayer.


Beachwood Insider!
Jim "Coach" Coffman about to enter Beachwood HQ in AnySquared Studios on the fringes of Mustache Square to record The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour.



* Uber Flunks The Better Business Bureau Test.

There's a reason for regulations.

See also: This Is Uber's Playbook For Sabotaging Lyft.

And: Obama Campaign Manager Revolves Through Door To Uber To Fulfill Lifelong Dream Of Flacking For A Shady Rideshare Company That So Represents The Hope And Change He Foisted On Nation In 2008.








The Beachwood Tip Line: Fruition.


Posted on October 10, 2014

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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