Chicago - Mar. 19, 2022

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

Losing Lottery Numbers
8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

~~This column is in production!~~

And now, not so much. I've been waylaid - waylaid! - by a bunch of other stuff, so the material I was working on will have to hold - and it will - for the weekend or Monday.

Meanwhile . . .

Beachwood Photo Booth: Penn-Dutchman Antiques
And the chairs of Lincoln Square.

The College Football Report: The Fighting Costanzi!
Doing the opposite on a boogie-woogie weekend.

TrackNotes: Not So Super Saturday
When handsome ain't enough.

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #19
Aaron Rodgers Playing At Cutler-Like Level.

Plus: Mel's Bells! It's Tucker Time. Jared Allen Is Not MIA. A Case Of The Mundys. Keeping Forte Fresh! Is Jay Cutler Bored? Leave The Black Unicorn Alone. The Verdict On Ventura. Wrigley Wrecking Ball.

The Week In Chicago Rock
In pre-production!

The Political Odds
Updated to reflect recent events.

Programming Note
If you sent us a note via the Tip Line from June to last week and never got a reply, well, it was broken and we didn't know it! Now fixed. Just so you know we weren't ignoring you.

BeachBook
* Reporters Say White House Sometimes Demands Changes To Pool Reports.

Are you fucking kidding me?

* How Former Treasury Officials And The UAE Are Manipulating American Journalists.

The truth is under assault on all fronts.

TweetWood

Emanuel Says He 'Made A Mistake' Naming School After Black Man.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) September 26, 2014

David Haugh: "Jay Cutler playing at Aaron Rodgers-like level" | Um, more like vice versa. #chicago #bears
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) September 26, 2014