Chicago - Apr. 7, 2020

Must-See TV
Army Of Darkness
ElRey
5 p.m.
A discount-store employee is time-warped to a medieval castle, where he is the foretold savior who can dispel the evil there. Unfortunately, he screws up and releases an army of skeletons. (tvguide.com)

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Tribune: 51/37
Sun-Times: Ferro/McKinney
Weather Channel: 44/41
Ntl Weather Service: 54/43
BWM*: 82/12

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Liberties will be taken.

Do We Sudoku?
No, but we do do moose stuff, and that can be anything you want it to be. Except Sudoku.

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8, 25, 39

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I am open and receptive to new avenues of income. (louisehay.com)

Ellie
Knowing that a person may be unwittingly in danger of an assault imposes a moral duty to warn them.

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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

~~This column is in production!~~

And now, not so much. I've been waylaid - waylaid! - by a bunch of other stuff, so the material I was working on will have to hold - and it will - for the weekend or Monday.

Meanwhile . . .

Beachwood Photo Booth: Penn-Dutchman Antiques
And the chairs of Lincoln Square.

The College Football Report: The Fighting Costanzi!
Doing the opposite on a boogie-woogie weekend.

TrackNotes: Not So Super Saturday
When handsome ain't enough.

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #19
Aaron Rodgers Playing At Cutler-Like Level.

Plus: Mel's Bells! It's Tucker Time. Jared Allen Is Not MIA. A Case Of The Mundys. Keeping Forte Fresh! Is Jay Cutler Bored? Leave The Black Unicorn Alone. The Verdict On Ventura. Wrigley Wrecking Ball.

The Week In Chicago Rock
In pre-production!

The Political Odds
Updated to reflect recent events.

Programming Note
If you sent us a note via the Tip Line from June to last week and never got a reply, well, it was broken and we didn't know it! Now fixed. Just so you know we weren't ignoring you.

BeachBook
* Reporters Say White House Sometimes Demands Changes To Pool Reports.

Are you fucking kidding me?

* How Former Treasury Officials And The UAE Are Manipulating American Journalists.

The truth is under assault on all fronts.

TweetWood

Emanuel Says He 'Made A Mistake' Naming School After Black Man.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) September 26, 2014

David Haugh: "Jay Cutler playing at Aaron Rodgers-like level" | Um, more like vice versa. #chicago #bears
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) September 26, 2014