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The [Friday] Papers

"The CTA sent a bulletin Thursday night to all rail yard employees ordering a number of precautionary steps to ensure that train cars undergoing maintenance stay in place," the Sun-Times reports.

For example, if you see something, say something.

And if you don't see something, say something anyway because ghosts.




The Flighty Quinn
Quinn: No ADM Tax Breaks Until Pension Mess Fixed.

That may seem harsh, but aides had to talk Quinn out of ordering ADM to withhold pay from their employees until the pension mess is fixed. Political contributions remain welcome, though.



Foghorn Leghorn
United Confirms It's Adding 4 Seats To Regional Jets.

Here's how the new configuration will look.

Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
At this point, suspicious packages have to be the least suspicious kind out there.

Maybe we should set up an exchange.

Stalin's Limousine Is Here . . .
. . . and the Bulgarian Communist Party wants it back.

How A Telecom Helped The Government Spy On Me
"Over the past several months, the Obama Administration has defended the government's far-reaching data collection efforts, arguing that only criminals and terrorists need worry," reporter Raymond Bonner writes.

"And the nation's leading internet and telecommunications companies have said they are committed to the sanctity of their customers' privacy.

"I have some very personal reasons to doubt those assurances."

Click through for his chilling story.


Neighborhood Schools: Rahminated


Bye Bye Bennies


All Eyes On Evanston
In The College Football Report.

Beachwood Photo Booth: Rothschild Liquors

The Week In Chicago Rock
Including Cult of Luna, Sigur Ros, the Deftones, Flesh Panthers, PAPA, Cody Chesnutt, Avenged Sevenfold, Fight or Flight, Kings of Leon, Atlas Genius, Suzanne Vega, Brian Lopez, Langhorne Slim, Atoms for Peace, and Nick Lowe.


Cubs Stubs




The Beachwood Tip Line: By a thread.


Posted on October 4, 2013

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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