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The [Friday] Papers

1. Pass the unwritten bill right away!

Memo to Obama: Congress isn't the Chicago City Council.


In 10 days I'll tell you how I'm going to pay for it!

Memo to Obama: And you're no Richard M. Daley.


Could this presidency be any more generic? What happened to the Obama brand?

The American Jobs Act might as well be brought to you by Walgreens.


Seriously, for a president touting an innovation economy he sure doesn't have any himself.


Doesn't matter much anyway. Nobody believes you anymore.


"On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart acknowledged up front that the speech was being made after he taped his show, and since he doesn't air a new edition on Fridays, he'd deal with the Obama plan 'on Monday, when you don't give a shit anymore.'"

2. Ten Years Gone.

3. Houston Finally Kills Red Light Cameras.

No longer world-class.

4. Same As It Ever Was: Obama's Secret Renditions.

5. Czars of the Playbook: Falcons at Bears.

6. The Week in WTF: Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

7. Wrigley Field Movie Night Considered.

Might even start during the day.

8. "Tonight, the President laid out a plan that will put Americans back to work," Gov. Pat Quinn said in a statement.

And I've laid out a plan throw them back out.

9. For a short week it's been an awfully long week. That's all I've got in me this morning. Cheers.


The Beachwood Tip Line: Bottoms up.


Posted on September 9, 2011

MUSIC - Millions Of New Guitar Players.
TV - "One America News" is AT&T.
POLITICS - When Wall Street Came To My Mobile Home Park.
SPORTS - Tonyball, Bears On The Run, Eyes On The Sky & More!

BOOKS - China Holding Swedish Publisher.


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