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The [Friday] Papers

Isn't there some sort of civil penalty a judge can levy for purposefully trying to get out of jury duty?

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From Chip Rowe's How To Get Out of Jury Duty:

I'm allergic to justice.

I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.

An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant)

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How Not To Get Out Of Jury Duty.

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How Larry David Got Out Of Jury Duty.

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Don't Let This Happen To You.

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Not Funny.

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If She Can't Get Out Of It . . .

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Elsewhere in the Beachwood
* Drew is back! Signs I Am Getting Older.

* A highly bettable Belmont.

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The Beachwood Tip Line: Put your thumbs on the scale.



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Posted on June 4, 2010


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