The [Friday] Papers
By Steve Rhodes
"More than 1,200 times last year, residents of the South Chicago and Gresham police districts called 911, and there was no ar available to respond," the Sun-Times reports.
"In the Foster Avenue and Belmont districts, the same thing happened only 10 times."
Longtime readers know that for a long time I have supported police beat realignment to, you know, assign officers according to where crime actually occurs instead of according to the wishes of clouty (white) aldermen. Is that really too much to ask?
Now Ald. Isaac Carothers, the chairman of the city council's police committee, says he's tired of waiting for police chief Jody Weis to finally remake the CPD's beats.
Tired of waiting for Weis? How about tired of waiting for Daley.
"For the last two decades, police superintendents have been promising to redraw the boundaries of the beats to accommodate shifting crime patterns and population changes, but it never happened," the Sun-Times notes.
Those of us who have followed the issue know that one man has stood in the way of those changes: The mayor. And we know why: He doesn't want residents in districts that might lose officers to get mad at him (I've long argued that this could be avoided if the department just hired more officers; an expense, yes, but a more rational one than buying SUVs and military-style assault weapons).
Think about it for just a second: Chicago's police officers are assigned to beats according to 20-year-old crime patterns and population figures.
Apparently, though, the cops are working on it.
"Deputy Police Supt. Dan Dugan said Weis has a team researching what's been done in other cities. He argued that beat realignment is a tough job that 'can't be rushed'."
That would be John Harris - also a former budget director and aviation department kingpin for Daley.
Word on the political grapevine is that he's singing like Susan Boyle.
Prig of the Day
RAYMER: Some artists are saints and some are whores, but anyone judging them needs to acknowledge that the free flow of information that's made music so much easier to spread around has also severely damaged their ability to live off it.
SPARKS: We're able to pay our bills, which is a miracle, I think. The Internet has helped bands like us so much, because years ago, if we got a review in a magazine and somebody went into a record store and didn't find the record, that was it, they'd forget about it. Now, anything you read about, in an instant, you can find our complete catalog and download it. For example, Andrew Bird does a lot of covers of our songs. If he says, 'This is a Handsome Family song' that night, a thousand skinny girls with glasses can all go Google us, and things like that really help a band like us that isn't on TV or mainstream radio every day. It levels the playing field a little bit.
"How Embracing Digital Can Change Corporate Culture: Best Buy opened its product data for employees, consumers and developers to remix, and one worker spent his free time building a mobile service in seven days. Pizza Hut hopes to hit $1 billion in online revenue by 2012. And Delta, when it realized it wasn't ready for social media on Delta.com, moved it into blog.delta.com. Digital isn't just shaking up consumers but also the companies' own internal operations."
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So Much Wine
And here's Jeff Tweedy's version, from the Vic in February.
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Posted on April 17, 2009
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