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The [Fourth of July 2019] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Enjoy today's beer, barbecue and bullshit.

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4th sightings #chicago #hydeparkparade #4thofjuly #summer

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Happy 4th of July!! #chiropracticinthecommunity #lincolnpark #lpcc @lincolnparkchamber #lincolnparkchamberofcommerce #chicago #chirokids #chiropractor #chiropractic #chiropracticadjustment #chiro #wellness #selfcare #freedom #4thofjuly #boycechiropracticlincolnpark

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Happy Independence Day!!!🎉🎇🎆 #lakeviewdds #dentist #chicago

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Happy Fourth of July, Pastry Pals 🔴⚪️🔵 American Flag inspired Banana Pudding with fresh Blueberries & Strawberries 😋 #fourthofjuly #bananapudding #strawberry #blueberries #banana #chicago #chicagobaker #blackowned

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Happy Fourth of July from our Perfect Smiles staff! We hope all of our patients are having a fun & safe holiday this weekend!! All offices are closed today, & will be back open as of Monday for any emergencies that happened over the holiday weekend filled with loved ones, fireworks, & BBQ's. 🎉 #thefourth #dentistry #dentalcare #dentistry #dentistoffice #chicago #dentist #whitening #teeth #doctor #teethcleaning #smile #dentists #likeforlike #oralhygeine #orho #like4like #dental #healthyliving #oralhealth #toothbrush #appointmentsavailable #like4like #smileday #dentistlife #dentistrylove #dentistrymyworld #weloveourpatients

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Happy Birthday, America!!! #axolotl #axoltls #lotls #lotlsofinstagram #axoltllover #lotllover #ambystomamexicanum #axolotlsofinstagram #aquarium #aquariums #aquariumpets #salamander #amphibians #amphibian #tank #tanks #lotllove #axolotlbabies #chicago #waterdragon #breeding

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Remember what makes us the greatest country in the world. Remember what sets us apart. Remember that united we stand so that indivisible we never fall. Love your neighbors. Teach your children the real meaning of being an American. Teach them of love. Teach them bipartisanship is not the same as hate. Teach them to question unsound leadership and to value their multicultural independence. Teach them well. Happy Birthday, America. #proudamerican #4thofjuly #celebratediversity #chicago #avondale #chicagopatriotism #endhate #unitedstatesofamerica #letfreedomring #instalove

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#Russia's state TV condescendingly describes "our Trump's parade" as "re-election BS" [фигня], hosts & experts mock the lack of intercontinental ballistic missiles, laugh at "old, rusty tanks with peeling paint," conclude that "Trump attempts--but fails--to keep up with Putin." ©️ pic.twitter.com/gBkGUZ93ch
— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) July 4, 2019

After numerous revisions from WH Writer's Room, Pentagon releases final draft script to troops attending Salute at America. Most apparently off book! Nine soldiers have already told me, "I am proud to serve this Nation and I am proud to be a Service Member." #PropsToTheProps pic.twitter.com/WCnpWsjcBg
— Roland B. Hedley Jr. (@RealRBHJr) July 4, 2019

Nike should've done its research on 'Betsy Ross' flag, says Motus One CEO https://t.co/yWAFwxwV7Q
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) July 4, 2019

Mission BBQ in Naperville seeking kitchen managers - PATRIOTISM REQUIRED. (Is that legal?) https://t.co/8ca9kIf02Q
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) July 3, 2019